Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Goodnight Irene

Now that Barack Obama stopped Hurricane Irene in her tracks ...
OBAMA stopped the Hurricane!!!!!!!!
what is the President of the United States to do for an encore?

Oh yeah, the re-election thing.

Since his super-powers seem to be no match against the Republican Party, GOP candidates are amassing in droves for a chance to challenge Obama in 2012. There are, in fact, so many presidential candidates to choose from that the Republican Party local intelligentsia are having a hard time making up their minds. According to the Daily Herald ...
As the Republican primary race for president begins to pick up steam, top GOP leaders in the suburbs largely are delaying picking who to get behind. It's a process that's usually well under way by now, with local officials already wearing buttons and stumping for their favorite national figures. But not this year.
Local GOP slow to back presidential choices
Among those with a wait-and-see attitude include State Reps Mike Fortner & Randy Ramey, State Sens Matt Murphy & Kirk Dillard, and Congressman Randy Hultgren.

One GOP luminary not eager to mealymouth-pussyfoot around is Lake County's own Congressman Joe Walsh:
Walsh contends Obama is vulnerable enough that "we don't need to find the next Ronald Reagan."
Local GOP slow to back presidential choices
Walsh is not called the tip-o-the-spear for nothing.

Well your LakeCountyEye has never shied away from a directive, particularly one from Congressman Walsh. Having surveyed a database of past presidential candidates, your LakeCountyEye has compiled not one but a list of ten mopes -- none of whom are the next Ronald Reagan -- but could still beat Barack Obama in 2012.

Ten Douches
Who Can Beat
Pres Obama in 2012
  1. Harold Stassen
  2. Alan Keyes
  3. Alfred E Neuman
  4. Lyndon LaRouche
  5. Ralph Nader
  6. Ross Perot
  7. Al Sharpton
  8. Newt Gingrich
  9. Bill the Cat
  10. Joe Walsh

Watch for your LakeCountyEye, looking presidential.

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