Where's Walsh?

Eighth District Congressman Joe Walsh must relish opportunities to speak ex cathedra. As readers of this blog are uncontrollably aware ...

Contrabanned Contraception?

Walsh was last observed instructing all the ladies to surrender their birth control devices. But ever since that bit of papery japery, Walsh has maintained an uncharacteristic low profile.

Where's Walsh? Although his new district is Schaumburg, Walsh, according to his website, will be campaigning in Barrington Hills:

Congressman Walsh to Host Fundraiser
with Congressman Peter Roskam

Operatives who plan to attend Walsh's all-star funder at the Tudor Oaks Farm may want to think twice. That $500 minimum is a lot of money -- even to a Tea-Party pensioner -- and all it buys you is a bleacher seat. In fact there are a lot of other things that one could do with $500. Ten of them, by your LakeCountyEye's count:

Ten Things that $500 Buys in Lake County

500 MEGA Millions® Tickets Enough Gasoline for a Spin Through a Lake County Roundabout Foursome & Decent Tee-Time at the Fort Sheridan Golf Course 25 Cartons of Tax-Free, Roll Your Own, Cigarettes A Burger at the Route 53 Extension Oasis The Skybox -- Opening Day -- Fielders Stadium Five Santorum® Sweater Vests 666 2/3 Condoms Spa, Champagne Bath & Caviar Facial at the Proposed Dimucci Mall One Congressman

But look for your LakeCountyEye at Tudor Oaks Farm, working the stallions.